New Shirts

O’Keefeaverse,

I have made some new t-shirts!  They will be available come June and I will have they at all of my June and July dates.  The image on the t-shirt, that I could probably be sued for, is below:

 

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I will be selling these bad jacksons for $20.  However, 5 of those dollars will go to the Wounded Warrior Project, which is a great charity that aims to help wounded members of our armed forces back home.  It’s a great cause that I believe in and would like your help in kicking them a few sheckles.

Also, theres a new Wrasslin With O’Keefe over on that page.

Cheers,

O’Keefe

Footballing with O’Keefe

Salutations Nerds,

I have begun writing for a football website called FootballExtrapoints.com.  They are expanding their college football coverage and as I college football fanatic and computer owner, I felt like I needed to help.  My articles will drop every Monday and Thursday.  I urge you to read them as well as the rest of the great football opinions on the site.  If you do not like football but still like me, it’d be great if you clicked on the link so I get credit for a view.

Additionally, I will be posting every single comment on my articles right here on themikeokeefe.com.  With this being on the internet and the internet being the way that it is, I assume a lot of people will call me names like “Jerk” and “Buttface” and “Faggot” and I’d like all of us to share in that.  Here’s the first one:

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Here are my first two posts:

Irish will not lose a step in 2013

Spartans look to bounce back after disappointing 2012

 

Also, I am with the amazing Jackie Kashian in Ann Arbor this weekend.  I worked with her and Maria Bamford last year and we had a total blast.  I honestly cannot wait to work with her again.  Those shows will be at the official Mike O’Keefe clubhouse:  The Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase

New Video!

Dear Nerds,

 

I just put up a new video.  Please watch it so I get more views than that Chocolate Rain son of a bitch.

 

Also, I’m at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase this Sunday for a fundraiser for the Special Olympics.  Please come out and support a great cause and make us all feel loved, which is also a pretty great cause.

 

Cheers,

O’Keefe

 

This weekend!

I just got word today that I will be in beautiful Bloomington, Il this weekend with my buddy Andy Pitz.  If you’re in the area, come out and see some fantastic comedy from me and some double fantastic comedy from Andy.  The shows will be at Laugh Comedy Club, which is a club and also an order.

 

Fill out your comment cards,

O’Keefe

The Wherever They’ll Have Me Tour 2013

I am currently gearing up for my first extended stint on the road.  My comedy travels will take me far away from my spacious studio apartment, that I share, for about 2 weeks.  It’ll be a long and trying duration of times and only my jokes and my cunning sense of wit will protect me.  Also, blankets.  Blankets will protect me.  As well as my car.  But mostly my jokes and my wit.

Regardless, I’ll be considerably far from home and I won’t know anyone.  Therefore, I am allowing you, visitor to www.themikeokeefe.com to come hang out.  If you live in any of the cities posted below, drop me a line in the comments section and I’ll give you some comps to the shows.  It’ll be fun.

March 26- Grumpy Dave’s. Bowling Green, Oh.

March 27- Go Bananas. Cincinnati, Oh.

March 29-30- Comedy Zone. Harrisburg, Pa.

April 3-6- Funny Stop, Cuyahoga Falls. Oh.

Royal may or may not be an overstatement

We are less than a week away from the Royal Rumble, one of the most well known WWE events, next to Wrestlemania and superstars being very awkward on late night talk shows.  This will be the 26th installment of the Rumble and I as well as  the rest of the WWE “Universe”(fancy word for losers) could not be more excited.  CM Punk is set to take on the star of the new Michael Bay film, the hug mongers Team Hell No will take on the facial hair mongers of Team Rhodes Scholars and Big Show will try to knock out Alberto Del Rio before the WWE writing team can figure out whether or not to make him a good guy or a bad guy.  This will also be the first PPV that I will live tweet.  So follow me at @themikoekeefe during the show and then never EVERRRRRRRR again.

Despite these marquee matches, the Royal Rumble’s crown jewel will be, as it is every year, the royal rumble match.  The 30 man over-the-top-throw ‘em out extravaganza is always chock full of surprises.   Last year featured all 3 members of the commentating team participating as well as the first Rumble winner and best patriot Hacksaw Jim Duggan.  Those surprises are exactly what make the royal rumble match such a blast.  That and the fact that you can drink during it.  Like a lot.

Here are some of my Rumble picks:

Guy who will eliminate the most guys: Sheamus

Biggest Surprise: new hall of fame member Bob Backlund

Shortest time in the match: Any member of 3MB.  Possibly one the foreign guys.

Longest time in the ring: Randy Orton

Winner: John Cena

Most sleep during the rumble: my parents.  My mom told me on the phone this morning they go to bed at 9 now.  This pick is a lock.

Enjoy the Rumble, hoooooooooo!

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